There’s “totally f-ing awful mechanics” and then there’s whatever this mess is.
Bothered the hell out of me. Did no one tell him “this is not how you throw a baseball”?
Rustin Cohle: Baseball Analyst
Unhappy with your team’s broadcaster? Afraid of the who will be taking over for Tim McCarver? Have no fear as State Detective Rustin Cohle is available and looking for work.
And if the most important aspect of broadcasting is having an opinion and a good aphorism, well, Cohle’s got those in spades.
On hitting .300:
On winning the World Series:
On calling for fly balls: